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Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 \u0219i o vede pe nevast\u0103-sa savur\u00e2nd cafea al\u0103turi de un b\u0103rbat necunoscut. Disperat, strig\u0103: \u2013 Bubulino, cum po\u021bi s\u0103 faci asta?! \u2013 Nu te mai agita, Bul\u0103! Omul \u0103sta a venit pentru tine, nu pentru mine. \u2013 Pentru mine?! Dar eu nu-l cunosc! \u2013 Atunci face\u021bi cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103: Bul\u0103, acesta este Iulian, so\u021bul amantei tale.<\/p>\n
Un tip intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar \u0219i vede un afi\u0219:<\/p>\n
\u201eSandvi\u0219 gratis dac\u0103 reu\u0219e\u0219ti trei probe.\u201d Curios, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe barman: \u2014 Care-s probele? Barmanul: \u2014 Prima: bei o sticl\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103 de \u021buic\u0103 extrem de tare, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 faci vreo grimas\u0103. A doua: \u00een curte e un c\u00e2ine rottweiler cu un dinte stricat. Trebuie s\u0103-i sco\u021bi dintele. A treia: la etaj e o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de 90 de ani care n-a mai avut parte de dragoste de 40 de ani. Trebuie s-o faci fericit\u0103. Omul zice: \u2014 Imposibil! Mai bea dou\u0103 beri, se uit\u0103 iar la afi\u0219 \u0219i spune: \u2014 Hai c\u0103 \u00eencerc. Ia sticla de \u021buic\u0103. Bea. Tu\u0219e\u0219te, se \u00eenro\u0219e\u0219te, \u00eei dau lacrimile\u2026 dar termin\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 un sunet. Barul izbucne\u0219te \u00een aplauze. Tipul merge afar\u0103. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde se aud: \u201eHAM! GROAAAR! BUF! AUUU!\u201d Lini\u0219te. Intr\u0103 omul \u00eenapoi, zg\u00e2riat, rupt, transpirat: \u2014 Bun\u2026 unde-i b\u0103tr\u00e2na cu dintele stricat?<\/p>\n
Un ardelean merge la doctor.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Dom\u2019 doctor, cred c\u0103 am probleme cu auzul. Doctorul: \u2014 Descrie\u021bi simptomele. Ardeleanul: \u2014 P\u0103i\u2026 Homer e gras, Marge are p\u0103rul albastru, Bart e r\u0103u\u2026 Doctorul \u00eel prive\u0219te confuz: \u2014 Domnule\u2026 alea sunt personajele din \u201eThe Simpsons\u201d. Ardeleanul: \u2014 No\u2026 \u0219i eu ce-am zis?<\/p>\n
VEZI \u0218I: BANCUL ZILEI | Taximetristul \u0219i be\u021bivul \u00een\u021belept<\/p>\n
BANC | Bul\u0103: \u201eBubulino, dac\u0103 m-ai prinde cu alta, ce mi-ai face?\u201d<\/p>\n
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